I used to be Dean Winchester's necklace, but now I have a dick.

I'm the Samulet
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OOC: I’m about to die on the floor and burst into flames. What is sleep.  

posted 10 months ago

thehunternamedwinchester started following you 

thehunternamedwinchester:

samulett:

Well you were. I was saying that you’ve learned from me.

Nice save. 

So about those beers. Still want to get them?

Hell yeah

posted 10 months ago with 26 notes · via/©

I have a boner.  

kooooooooooooooooooooooool:

samulett:

kooooooooooooooooooooooool:

samulett:

That’s something we all needed to know. 

I’m sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all. 

Bigger than a necklace. 

Over the thousands or whatever years you’ve been wasting space on this Earth, I think your dick is still probably small. 

posted 10 months ago with 5 notes · via/©

thehunternamedwinchester started following you 

Well you were. I was saying that you’ve learned from me.

Nice save. 

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posted 10 months ago with 2,873 notes · via/©

I have a boner.  

kooooooooooooooooooooooool:

samulett:

That’s something we all needed to know. 

I’m sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all. 

posted 10 months ago with 5 notes · via/©

thehunternamedwinchester started following you 

thehunternamedwinchester:

samulett:

thehunternamedwinchester:

samulett:

thehunternamedwinchester:

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

I don’t think baby will turn human anytime soon.

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now…

True. How long you been human?

A few weeks. Now I understand why you like girls so much. 

-smiles- Ah you do. Well you’re certainly my Samulet.

I’m your Samulet again?

posted 10 months ago with 26 notes · via/©

I have a boner.  

posted 10 months ago with 5 notes

thehunternamedwinchester started following you 

thehunternamedwinchester:

samulett:

thehunternamedwinchester:

By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot. 

I don’t think baby will turn human anytime soon.

If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now…

True. How long you been human?

A few weeks. Now I understand why you like girls so much. 

posted 10 months ago with 26 notes · via/©

Reblog if it’s okay to violate your ask box. 

that-awesome-winchester:

I welcome it

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