Not impressed. Sorry.
Wasn’t trying to impress. Just stating facts.
All I hear is talking but I don’t see you leaving.
Maybe I’m too lazy to move.
By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot.
I don’t think baby will turn human anytime soon.
If I had a brain back then, I would have thought me turning human was impossible. And well here we are now…
Well sorry about that. How’d you turn human anyways?
I don’t know. I woke up completely naked in a dumpster.
Well that’s completely normal.
Something tells me you’re being sarcastic.
Oh no. Not me.
Well now that I found you, I have no idea what to do with myself. Beer?
Sounds good.
By the way…you better hope the Impala doesn’t turn human like I did. Unless she’s hot.
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[text] Have you done it yet? We really need to get on with this hunt…
[text] jesus sammy calm down. he just got his jacket off. give him time. he’s intimidated
[text] wait wait gotta go he just took off his pants!
[text] NOT RECEIVED I didn’t need to know that Dean!!!
Hey thanks for following back!
Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them.
No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out.
Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating.
Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?
I already you. I’m not an necklace anymore. I would like to keep my heart inside of me thank you.
You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet.
Vampire or not, you still look wimpy. I can’t be afraid of that. I’ve seen worse.
You’re a necklace. What have you ever seen outside the breasts of some girl?
Demons. Vampires (ones that already make you look wimpy). Angels. Shapeshifters. Tricksters. Ghouls. Ghosts. The list goes on.
Not impressed. Sorry.
Wasn’t trying to impress. Just stating facts.
Well sorry about that. How’d you turn human anyways?
I don’t know. I woke up completely naked in a dumpster.
Well that’s completely normal.
Something tells me you’re being sarcastic.
Oh no. Not me.
Well now that I found you, I have no idea what to do with myself. Beer?
